Buzzed Nymph Absinthe Co Logo, retro poster Long Sleeve Hoodie Tee

The Buzzed Nymph Absinthe Co.

For Those Who Believe in Cocktails & Bad Decisions

Meet the hooded long sleeve for people who function on whimsy, sarcasm, and the faint hope that today’s chaos will at least make a good story. The front shows off our vintage Buzzed Nymph badge—your unofficial badge of honor for surviving society one questionable choice at a time. The back features the green fairy in true vintage retro style, ideal for those who want their clothing to double culture.

Soft enough to feel stolen, flattering enough to look intentional, this piece thrives in the wild during:
– Market strolls where you silently rate strangers’ auras
– Post-museum evenings spent pretending you “get” modern art
– Fog-soaked nights when magic feels real and your judgment is… aspirational

The slim fit keeps things tidy; the crossover V-neck adds just enough drama to imply you read books with unhinged protagonists. Pair it with beat-up denim, and your favorite sneaks that say “I could disappear into the forest,” and the confident smirk of someone who knows chaos looks good on them.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (heathers/triblends vary)
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction for lasting shape
- Fabric weight ~3.8 oz/yd²—breathable and easy to layer
- Crossover “V” at the neckline for a subtle, vintage detail
- Screen-printed retro designs: small chest emblem and larger back poster

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean