Buzzed Nymph Absinthe Co. - Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt

THE BUZZED NYMPH – ABSINTHE CO. T-shirt

Where dreams get tipsy and fairies forget their curfews.  Handcrafted deep in the enchanted forest, The Buzzed Nymph Absinthe is brewed with mystical herbs, a splash of moonlight, and absolutely no memory of what happened last night.  Our ethereal founder, Fizzandra Moonspill the Nymph, swears every sip feels like floating — or maybe that’s just the room spinning. Either way, you’ll be green with delight.

Tasting Notes:

Flavor: herbal, hypnotic, and slightly hallucinatory.

Aroma: fresh dew, bad decisions, and pixie perfume.

Finish: long, smooth, and a little too magical to explain to your friends later.

“Lose your inhibitions… and maybe your wings.”  For those who believe in cocktails and bad ideas.

Our Sanity of Society™ hoodie delivers the kind of comfort modern life rarely does. Made from a soft cotton–poly blend, it’s equal parts durable and delusional — perfect for surviving work-from-home marathons, late-night overthinking, or pretending to have it together in public. The unisex fit offers easy versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep things in shape (since you can’t). A large front pocket stores your hands, snacks, or buzzed nymph absinthe, while the double-lined hood adds a layer of physical — if not emotional — protection.  Comfort for the collectively unwell.

.: The Gildan Heavy Blend™ 18500 is made from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. This blend delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel that makes it perfect for chilly days.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton