Buzzed Nymph Absinthe w/ Drink Menu - Hoodie Long Sleeve Tee

The Buzzed Nymph Absinthe Co.

For Those Who Believe in Cocktails & Bad Decisions

Meet the hooded long sleeve for people who function on whimsy, sarcasm, and the faint hope that today’s chaos will at least make a good story. The front shows off our vintage

Buzzed Nymph poster—your unofficial badge of honor for surviving society one questionable choice at a time. The back features our full drink menu, ideal for those who want their clothing to double as a warning label for tons of fun.

Soft enough to feel stolen, flattering enough to look intentional, this piece thrives in the wild during:
– Market strolls where you silently rate strangers’ auras
– Post-museum evenings spent pretending you “get” modern art
– Fog-soaked nights when magic feels real and your judgment is… aspirational

The slim fit keeps things tidy; the crossover V-neck adds just enough drama to imply you read books with unhinged protagonists. Pair it with beat-up denim, and your favorite sneaks that say “I could disappear into the forest,” and the confident smirk of someone who knows chaos looks good on them.

Wear responsibly — or don’t.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (heathers/triblends vary)
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction for lasting shape
- Fabric weight ~3.8 oz/yd²—breathable and easy to layer
- Crossover “V” at the neckline for a subtle, vintage detail
- Screen-printed retro designs: small chest emblem and larger back poster

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean