Christmas Santa & Reindeer Sweatshirt Blanket - Cozy Holiday Throw

Reindeer drank all the beer "grounded"

Because even Santa can’t herd drunk coworkers.

The real Christmas miracle — Santa discovering his reindeer face-down in the hay after a night of “festive hydration.” Equal parts nostalgic and incriminating. Cozy enough for holiday hangovers, ironic enough for office parties.

Pair it with judgment, denial, or another round — we don’t judge, we just document the collapse of seasonal discipline.

This amazying sweatchirt blanket carries a quietly nostalgic scene across the chest — in a warm, vintage tone. It drapes cleanly in the classic fit, the ribbed collar and shoulder tape ensure it keeps its shape wash after wash. Impress your friends this holiday with this one of a kind design from the brains of us here at Sanity of Society.

Slip into a quiet, cozy moment with this sweatshirt blanket — where the soft, sweatshirt-knit fabric meets festive, storybook artwork. The one-sided print shows a warm holiday scene in rich, vibrant colors that stay sharp thanks to advanced printing techniques. Heather grey edges frame the design and the flat folded, sewn edges add durability so this piece stays looking lived-in and loved. Lightweight but snug, it drapes easily over shoulders or laps, turning ordinary evenings into a slow, comforting ritual by the tree or the fire.

Product features
- Bright, long-lasting one-sided print using advanced color techniques
- Soft, durable 100% polyester sweatshirt material that keeps shape and dries quickly
- Reinforced flat folded sewn edges for lasting durability
- Heather grey base color that complements the warm, festive artwork

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean