Chubbydales Private Club Elite Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

A little extra never hurt. -- Because membership has its privileges

—and none of them involve sit-ups.

Our Chubbydales hoodie channels vintage collegiate prestige with a wink. Across the chest, a nostalgic campus-club scene meets exclusivity, surrounded by Sanity of Society™ insignia that whispers, “Yes, this is an elite organization… of overachieving underachievers.”

Crafted from heavyweight fleece that hugs like affirmation, it’s perfect for late-night strategy sessions, brunch recoveries, or standing proudly at the intersection of comfort and confidence. The soft cotton blend keeps you warm; the irony keeps you interesting.

Official uniform of the proudly well-rounded.

Our Sanity of Society™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. 

Comfort for the collectively unwell.

.: The Gildan Heavy Blend™ 18500 is made from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. This blend delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel that makes it perfect for chilly days.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience. 
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton