Devil’s Lettuce Salad & Spirit Co. - Hot Box Rosé Kitchen Tea Towel

Devil’s Lettuce Salad & Spirit Co. presents: Hot Box Rosé - tea towel

Finally - a wine so wickedly smooth it must’ve been brewed in hell’s hottest cauldron. Our Hot Box Rosé graphic tea towel pairs perfectly with bad decisions, late-night laughter, and pretending you’re not texting your ex. Crafted by the Dark Lord himself (he insists on small-batch brewing), this rosé has hints of temptation, a smoky finish of regret, and just enough sparkle to make you believe sin really does taste better.

Tasting Notes:

    •    Aroma: faint whiff of brimstone and forbidden fun.

    •    Flavor: red-hot berries dipped in mischief.

    •    Pairs well with: spicy gossip, candlelight, and chaos.

Warning: Side effects may include devilish confidence and spontaneous dancing near open flames.

This cotton or polyester tea towel brings a touch of vintage mischief to the kitchen. The design centers on a cheeky, retro-style Devil’s Lettuce label — a devil in a red cloak holding a bottle of Hot Box Rosé above a steaming cauldron — with the witty tagline “Sip it slow. Regret it fast.” Printed on a soft, lightweight 18" × 30" towel, it hangs easily on a rack or live-in stove handle and brightens meal prep, cocktail hour, or late-night snack sessions. The one-sided, vibrant print captures fine detail and warm tones that pop against the neutral background, lending a playful, slightly irreverent vibe to farmhouse, retro, or eclectic kitchens.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- Choice of Cotton Twill (more absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- Vibrant, high-resolution one-sided print
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- Lightweight and easy to hang or display

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat