Devil’s Lettuce Salad & Spirit Co. "It's just salad...we swear" Tea Towel

THE DEVIL’S LETTUCE SALAD & SPIRIT Co. “It’s just salad… we swear!”

Toss away your doubts and dig into the freshest, greenest, most mysteriously uplifting salad this side of the underworld. Each bowl of Devil’s Lettuce is hand-tossed by our infernal chef himself — using only the finest organic greens grown in soil rich with sin and sarcasm.

Our secret recipe?  A pinch of spice, a dash of temptation, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Guaranteed to:

Make you laugh for no reason. - Turn any dinner party into a “vibe session.”

Leave you with a smile so big, your halo might slip. - So relax. It’s totally innocent. Totally normal. Totally just salad.

(Cough cough.)

Devil’s Lettuce Salad Co.

Serving fresh greens… and even fresher excuses since forever.

This cotton or polyester tea towel brings a touch of vintage mischief to the kitchen. The design centers on a cheeky, retro-style Devil’s Lettuce Salad and Spirit Co. image. Printed on a soft, lightweight 18" × 30" towel, it hangs easily on a rack or live-in stove handle and brightens meal prep, cocktail hour, or late-night snack sessions. The one-sided, vibrant print captures fine detail and warm tones that pop against the neutral background, lending a playful, slightly irreverent vibe to farmhouse, retro, or eclectic kitchens.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- Choice of Cotton Twill (more absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- Lightweight and easy to hang or display

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat