"Festive Fire Starter" Cotton Tea Towel - Sanity of Society™

Adding warmth and a little chaos since forever — when the yule log just isn’t enough.

Nothing says holiday spirit like open flame and mild panic. Our Festive Fire Starter™ cotton tea towel celebrates the timeless tradition of lighting things on fire to feel something. Featuring a vintage-inspired label in retro greens and oranges, it channels the charm of a 1950s holiday ad — minus the asbestos and denial.

Lightweight, breathable, and questionably flammable, it hangs beautifully on an oven handle, beside the stove, or near your next poor decision. The single-sided print stays crisp through endless wiping, drying, and existential spiraling. Perfect for prepping mulled cider, cleaning up cookie carnage, or displaying as ironic décor in homes that value warmth, wit, and the illusion of control.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- Available in Cotton Twill (absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- One-sided print with vibrant, crisp colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat