"Festive Fire Starter" Holiday Cooking Apron - Sanity of Society™

Adding warmth and a little chaos since forever — when the yule log just isn’t enough.

Nothing says holiday spirit like open flame and mild panic. Our Festive Fire Starter™ Holiday Apron celebrates the timeless tradition of lighting things on fire to feel something. Featuring a vintage-inspired label in retro greens and oranges, it channels the charm of a 1950s holiday ad — minus the asbestos and denial.

This warm, sturdy apron brings a cozy spark to holiday kitchens and fireside gatherings. Made from tough, quick-drying polyester with reinforced overlocked seams, it moves easily from chopping board to cookie tray without losing shape. The chest bears a vintage-style “Festive Fire Starter” badge that hints at crackling logs, mulled spice, and late-night baking sessions.

Removable black twill straps and four buttonholes let you adjust the fit and detach straps for washing or stowing. It’s a practical, spirited layer for bakers, hostesses, and anyone who loves to feed friends while the season glows outside.

Product features
- Durable 100% polyester that holds shape and dries fast
- Four buttonholes with detachable black twill straps for adjustable fit
- Overlocked seams for long-lasting construction
- One-sided printed holiday “Festive Fire Starter” badge
- Pre-constructed size with slight variance; Imported

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean