Funny Vintage Santa & Reindeer Sweatshirt Blanket – “Seriously?” Holiday Throw

Santa's sleeping with Rudolph "Seriously?"

Because sometimes the reindeer just need extra cuddles.

This Sanity of Society™ sweatshirt blanket (yes - OMG a sweatshirt blanket)  captures a quietly hilarious moment of domestic bliss - Santa standing in sleepy disbelief as Rudolph and Mrs. Claus are cozied up like your favorite pet who stole his spot (again). Rendered in soft, vintage tones, it’s a scene that feels both innocent and mildly exasperating — just another night in the North Pole household.

Perfect for lazy mornings, late-night wrapping sessions, or gently judging whoever took your blanket.

Warmth, confusion, and questionable boundaries — the true spirit of Christmas.

Curl up with a sweatshirt blanket that feels like a warm, cheeky holiday story. Soft polyester holds a vivid, vintage-style scene—Santa caught mid-visit and a dozing reindeer with a glowing nose—printed on one side with slightly distressed edges for a lived-in, nostalgic look. The heather grey base gives a cozy, muted backdrop while the bright image pops, making this blanket a cozy companion for late-night movie marathons, quiet reading by twinkling lights, or gentle naps after long holiday days. It drapes easily over laps and shoulders, stays resilient wash after wash, and adds a touch of humor and warmth to seasonal evenings.

Product features
- Vivid, high-resolution one-sided print for bright colors
- Durable flat folded and sewn edges for long-lasting use
- Soft, quick-drying 100% polyester sweatshirt material
- Heather grey base with distressed vintage-style artwork

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean