Holiday Edition - Drunkle Spirit Co. Cotton Tea Towel - Sanity of Society™

Aged to imperfection. - Because every family has one — and he’s usually holding the bourbon.

This Sanity of Society™ tea towel pays homage to the true spirit of the season: the uncle who peaked in ʼ78, parked himself in a recliner, and spilled half his drink before the first carol. Rendered in soft, nostalgic tones, it features everyone’s favorite holiday antihero — slightly slouched, emotionally marinated, and proudly festive in his wrinkled Santa hat.

Made from cotton that breathes better than family dynamics, it’s perfect for eggnog-fueled evenings, gift exchanges gone wrong, or quietly judging the next generation.

Display it with pride. Sip with purpose.

A cozy, story-rich kitchen linen that brings a wink of holiday humor to everyday tasks. This tea towel features a warm, vintage-style illustration. The scene is printed with vivid, true-to-art colors on a lightweight, hemmed towel that drapes nicely over a bar or basket. It’s the kind of cheerful, slightly cheeky accent that will brighten prep, cleanup, and holiday chats—an easy way to add seasonal personality to a rustic or cottage kitchen without shouting for attention.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- Available in Cotton Twill (absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- One-sided print with vibrant, crisp colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat