Holiday MOOD STABILIZER - Holiday Cooking Apron - Sanity of Society™

Everyone could use a bit of Holiday Mood Stabilizer this season - 100% Mall Santa approved - This limited edition of sanity will help you stay jolly, medicated. Tastes like hope, works like magic so you can Drink. Breath. and Smile.

Share your spirit in this fabulous apron delivering unmatched protection and psychological support (the placebo kind). Made for surviving family gatherings, sharing your witty holiday spirit, and baking during the eighth run of Love Actually, it’s your wearable reminder that sanity is seasonal.

This warm, sturdy apron brings a cozy spark to holiday kitchens and fireside gatherings. Made from tough, quick-drying polyester with reinforced overlocked seams, it moves easily from chopping board to cookie tray without losing shape. The chest bears a modern-style mood stabilizer bottle for late-night baking sessions. Removable black twill straps and four buttonholes let you adjust the fit and detach straps for washing or stowing. It’s a practical, spirited layer for bakers, hostesses, and anyone who loves to feed friends while the season glows outside.

Product features
- Durable 100% polyester that holds shape and dries fast
- Four buttonholes with detachable black twill straps for adjustable fit
- Overlocked seams for long-lasting construction
- One-sided printed holiday “Festive Fire Starter” badge
- Pre-constructed size with slight variance; Imported

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean