Martinis & Weenies™ - Can Cooler

Martinis & Weenies™

Proudly pretentious. Selectively enthusiastic.

Because refinement looks different after the third drink.

Martinis & Weenies™ is a toast to those who take their taste—and their tiny dogs—very seriously. Equal parts Dachshund and dry humor, it’s a brand that celebrates long bodies, short attention spans, and impossibly high standards.

This is cocktail culture for the selectively enthusiastic: crisp, composed, and just unhinged enough to order another round while side-eyeing the garnish. Effortlessly elegant, mildly judgmental, and designed for those who like their spirits chilled and their companions purebred.

Flavor Profile:

• Sophistication with a splash of chaos.

• Notes of entitlement, with a smooth finish of charm.

• Best served with an attitude and an audience.

Martinis & Weenies™ — Where class meets sass, and the leash is purely decorative.

This stainless steel can holder keeps drinks cold and hands dry. The vacuum-insulated body locks in chill with a secure rubber gasket, so your 12oz can or bottle stays refreshingly cold without sweating or leaving rings. The matte black screw-on lid blends with the dark design and adds a modern, rugged feel — great for backyard barbecues, game nights, or casual hangouts. It’s built to be used: dishwasher-safe, rust-resistant, and ready for easy daily wear. Bring a little personality to every sip and let the can holder do the keeping-cold work while you relax and enjoy the moment.

Product features
- Double-wall stainless steel construction for rust and corrosion resistance
- “No Sweat” technology prevents condensation and water rings
- Locking rubber gasket and vacuum insulation retain cold for extended periods
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Fits 12oz cans or bottles; screw-on lid in plastic and rubber

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap