Martinis & Weenies™ Cotton Tea Towel - Sanity of Society™

Martinis & Weenies™

Proudly pretentious. Selectively enthusiastic.

Because refinement looks different after the third drink.

Martinis & Weenies™ is a toast to those who take their taste—and their tiny dogs—very seriously. Equal parts Dachshund and dry humor, it’s a brand that celebrates long bodies, short attention spans, and impossibly high standards.

This is cocktail culture for the selectively enthusiastic: crisp, composed, and just unhinged enough to order another round while side-eyeing the garnish. Effortlessly elegant, mildly judgmental, and designed for those who like their spirits chilled and their companions purebred.

Flavor Profile:

• Sophistication with a splash of chaos.

• Notes of entitlement, with a smooth finish of charm.

• Best served with an attitude and an audience.

Martinis & Weenies™ — Where class meets sass, and the leash is purely decorative.

A witty linen that brings a wink of humor to everyday tasks. This tea towel features a Dachshund and cocktail style illustration - a lightweight, hemmed towel that drapes nicely over a bar or basket. It’s the kind of cheerful, slightly cheeky accent that will brighten up prep, cleanup, and conversation —an easy way to add personality to any kitchen without shouting for attention, but also showing off the dogs and drinks you love.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- Available in Cotton Twill (absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- One-sided print with vibrant, crisp colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat