Martinis & Weenies™ Crewneck Sweatshirt - Sanity of Society™

Martinis & Weenies™

Proudly pretentious. Selectively enthusiastic.

Because refinement looks different after the third drink.

Martinis & Weenies™ is a toast to those who take their taste—and their tiny dogs—very seriously. Equal parts Dachshund and dry humor, it’s a brand that celebrates long bodies, short attention spans, and impossibly high standards.

This is cocktail culture for the selectively enthusiastic: crisp, composed, and just unhinged enough to order another round while side-eyeing the garnish. Effortlessly elegant, mildly judgmental, and designed for those who like their spirits chilled and their companions purebred.

Flavor Profile:

• Sophistication with a splash of chaos.

• Notes of entitlement, with a smooth finish of charm.

• Best served with an attitude and an audience.

Martinis & Weenies™ — Where class meets sass, and the leash is purely decorative.

Product features
- Tubular, no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing build
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean