Martinis & Weenies™ Sweatshirt Blanket Funny Dachshund Throw for Dog Lovers

Martinis & Weenies™ (60in x 50in)

Proudly pretentious. Selectively enthusiastic.

Because refinement looks different after the third drink.

Martinis & Weenies™ is a toast to those who take their taste—and their tiny dogs—very seriously. Equal parts Dachshund and dry humor, it’s a brand that celebrates long bodies, short attention spans, and impossibly high standards.

This is cocktail culture for the selectively enthusiastic: crisp, composed, and just unhinged enough to order another round while side-eyeing the garnish. Effortlessly elegant, mildly judgmental, and designed for those who like their spirits chilled and their companions purebred.

Flavor Profile:

• Sophistication with a splash of chaos.

• Notes of entitlement, with a smooth finish of charm.

• Best served with an attitude and an audience.

Martinis & Weenies™ — Where class meets sass, and the leash is purely decorative.

Soft, familiar, and quietly bold — this sweatshirt blanket feels like sinking into a well-loved crewneck after a long day. The heather grey backdrop and crisp, one-sided print give the design room to breathe while the vivid printing keeps the lettering and silhouette striking wash after wash. Sized to curl up on the couch or drape over your shoulders during late-night TV marathons, the durable flat-folded edges stand up to everyday use. It’s made from strong, quick-drying polyester that hugs warmth without weight, bringing a lived-in comfort to quiet evenings, game nights, or lazy weekend mornings.

Product features
- Vibrant, high-definition one-sided print
- Durable flat-folded sewn edges
- 100% polyester sweatshirt-style fabric — soft and long-lasting
- Available in two sizes to suit lounging preferences
- Heather grey base color with bright, crisp design colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean