Mythical Poker Night Sweatshirt Blanket "Invite Only" Santa, Unicorn, Bigfoot?

Because some legends bluff better than others.

This - Sanity of Society™ Sweatshirt Blanket captures the greatest poker night that never happened — Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny, Santa, a unicorn, and one very salty leprechaun locked in a timeless game of questionable luck. Rendered in soft, nostalgic tones, it’s myth meets immortality crisis, with just a hint of magic and regret.

Keep things comfortable whether you’re chasing unicorns, folding under pressure, or simply pretending you were invited.

Faith. Folklore. Terrible poker faces.

This cozy sweatshirt blanket brings playful, vintage charm to quiet nights and holiday gatherings. Printed on one side with bright, crisp colors, the scene shows a whimsical poker table full of characters — a leprechaun, bunny, unicorn and Santa — creating a nostalgic, slightly mischievous atmosphere. Lightweight yet warm thanks to 100% polyester sweatshirt material, it keeps its shape, dries quickly, and stands up to regular use. The flat folded, sewn edges add durability so the piece remains a soft, lived-in favorite. Offered in two sizes on a subtle heather grey base, it layers easily over sofas, lap chairs, or across knees during game night or seasonal get-togethers.

Product features
- Vivid one-sided print with bright, crisp colors
- Durable flat folded sewn edges for long-lasting use
- Soft, quick-drying 100% polyester sweatshirt fabric
- Available in two sizes on heather grey base
- Lightweight warmth suited for lounging and game nights

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean