Mythical Poker Scene — "Invite Only" Cotton Tea Towel - Sanity of Society™

Because some legends bluff better than others.

This Sanity of Society™ tea towel captures the greatest poker night that never happened — Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny, Santa, a unicorn, and one very salty leprechaun locked in a timeless game of questionable luck. Rendered in soft, nostalgic tones, it’s myth meets immortality crisis, with just a hint of magic and regret.

Keeps it clean whether you’re chasing unicorns, folding under pressure, or simply pretending you were invited.

Faith. Folklore. Terrible poker faces.

A cozy, story-rich kitchen linen that brings a wink of holiday humor to everyday tasks. This tea towel features a warm, vintage-style illustration. The scene is printed with vivid, true-to-art colors on a lightweight, hemmed towel that drapes nicely over a bar or basket. It’s the kind of cheerful, slightly cheeky accent that will brighten prep, cleanup, and holiday chats—an easy way to add seasonal personality to a rustic or cottage kitchen without shouting for attention.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- Available in Cotton Twill (absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- One-sided print with vibrant, crisp colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat