Newf Fashioned™ Cotton Tea Towel - Sanity of Society™
$24.00
Newf Fashioned™
Built to rescue. Crafted to relax.
Meet the gentle giant of whiskey cocktails — the Newf Fashioned™, where strength meets softness and courage comes served on the rocks. Inspired by the Newfoundland dog (big heart, bigger appetite for naps), this drink carries weight class without the attitude.
Smooth, steady, and quietly heroic, it’s whiskey with a soft bite and a strong finish — perfect for those who carry everyone else, then finally pour one for themselves.
Tasting Notes:
Big spirit, soft bite.
Courage, chilled to perfection.
Built for rescuing your evening — or what’s left of it.
Newf Fashioned™ — Because sometimes the strongest thing you can do is sit down and sip.
A witty linen that brings a wink of humor to everyday tasks. This tea towel features a Newfoundland and cocktail style illustration - a lightweight, hemmed towel that drapes nicely over a bar or basket. It’s the kind of cheerful, slightly cheeky accent that will brighten up prep, cleanup, and conversation —an easy way to add personality to any kitchen without shouting for attention, but also showing off the dogs and drinks you love.
Product features
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- Available in Cotton Twill (absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- One-sided print with vibrant, crisp colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
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