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Newf Fashioned™ Sweatshirt Blanket Funny Newfoundland Throw for Dog Lovers

Price

$55.00

Newf Fashioned™ (60in x 50in)

Built to rescue. Crafted to relax.

Meet the gentle giant of whiskey cocktails — the Newf Fashioned™, where strength meets softness and courage comes served on the rocks. Inspired by the Newfoundland dog (big heart, bigger appetite for naps), this drink carries weight class without the attitude.

Smooth, steady, and quietly heroic, it’s whiskey with a soft bite and a strong finish — perfect for those who carry everyone else, then finally pour one for themselves.

Tasting Notes:

  • Big spirit, soft bite.

  • Courage, chilled to perfection.

  • Built for rescuing your evening — or what’s left of it.

Newf Fashioned™ — Because sometimes the strongest thing you can do is sit down and sip.

Soft, familiar, and quietly bold — this sweatshirt blanket feels like sinking into a well-loved crewneck after a long day. The heather grey backdrop and crisp, one-sided print give the design room to breathe while the vivid printing keeps the lettering and silhouette striking wash after wash. Sized to curl up on the couch or drape over your shoulders during late-night TV marathons, the durable flat-folded edges stand up to everyday use. It’s made from strong, quick-drying polyester that hugs warmth without weight, bringing a lived-in comfort to quiet evenings, game nights, or lazy weekend mornings.

Product features
- Vibrant, high-definition one-sided print
- Durable flat-folded sewn edges
- 100% polyester sweatshirt-style fabric — soft and long-lasting
- Available in two sizes to suit lounging preferences
- Heather grey base color with bright, crisp design colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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