Pastis — The Fermented Fairy - A Sanity of Society Spirit

“A little fairy goes a long way.” - Pastis the Fermented Fairy is what happens when ancient herbcraft collides with unhinged enchantment. Distilled with anise, botanicals, and just a whisper of chaos, she glows like a lantern in the dark and tastes like the spell your grandmother warned you never to drink.

Smooth, hypnotic, and dangerously whimsical, this pastis turns ordinary evenings into questionable memories. Sip lightly—she’s small, but she has opinions.

Perfect for rebels, romantics, and anyone who believes magic tastes better with a little mischief.

Soft enough to feel stolen, flattering enough to look intentional, this piece thrives in the wild during:
– Market strolls where you silently rate strangers’ auras
– Post-museum evenings spent pretending you “get” modern art
– Fog-soaked nights when magic feels real and your judgment is… aspirational

The slim fit keeps things tidy; the crossover V-neck adds just enough drama to imply you read books with unhinged protagonists. Pair it with beat-up denim, and your favorite sneaks that say “I could disappear into the forest,” and the confident smirk of someone who knows chaos looks good on them.

Wear responsibly — or don’t.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (heathers/triblends vary)
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction for lasting shape
- Fabric weight ~3.8 oz/yd²—breathable and easy to layer
- Crossover “V” at the neckline for a subtle, vintage detail
- Screen-printed retro designs: small chest emblem and larger back poster

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean