"Pastis" The Fermented Fairy w/ drink menu Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
$62.00
Pastis — The Fermented Fairy - A Sanity of Society Spirit
Pastis the Fermented Fairy is what happens when ancient herbcraft collides with unhinged enchantment. Distilled with anise, botanicals, and just a whisper of chaos, she glows like a lantern in the dark and tastes like the spell your grandmother warned you never to drink.
Smooth, hypnotic, and dangerously whimsical, this pastis turns ordinary evenings into questionable memories. Sip lightly—she’s small, but she has opinions.
Perfect for rebels, romantics, and anyone who believes magic tastes better with a little mischief.
Our Sanity of Society™ hoodie delivers the kind of comfort modern life rarely does. Made from a soft cotton–poly blend, it’s equal parts durable and delusional — perfect for surviving work-from-home marathons, late-night overthinking, or pretending to have it together in public. The unisex fit offers easy versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep things in shape (since you can’t). A large front pocket stores your hands, snacks, or fermented fairy mixings, while the double-lined hood adds a layer of physical — if not emotional — protection. Comfort for the collectively unwell.
.: The Gildan Heavy Blend™ 18500 is made from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. This blend delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel that makes it perfect for chilly days.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
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