Percocet & Chardonnay™ Crewneck Sweatshirt - Sanity of Society™
$56.00
Percocet & Chardonnay™
Emotional multitasking at its finest.
Because sometimes self-care looks like denial — with a twist.
Percocet & Chardonnay™ is the unofficial drink of modern balance: half numbing agent, half personality enhancer, fully misunderstood. Crafted for the overworked, over-caffeinated, and emotionally overextended, it’s the lifestyle pairing that whispers, “I’m fine” in 750 milliliters of barely contained chaos.
Smooth, mellow, and unapologetically irresponsible, it blends the comforting haze of escapism with the crisp finish of not returning anyone’s texts. Perfect for bubble baths, breakdowns, or pretending to journal.
Tasting Notes:
Notes of oak, citrus, and questionable decisions.
Best served chilled — like your empathy.
Complements quiet panic and curated playlists.
Percocet & Chardonnay™ — Because feelings are optional, but flavor isn’t.
Product features
- Tubular, no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing build
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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