Reindeer drank all the beer "grounded" Cotton Tea Towel - Sanity of Society™

Because even Santa can’t herd drunk coworkers.

The real Christmas miracle — Santa discovering his reindeer face-down in the hay after a night of “festive hydration.” Equal parts nostalgic and incriminating. Cozy enough for holiday hangovers, ironic enough for office parties.

Pair it with judgment, denial, or another round — we don’t judge, we just document the collapse of seasonal discipline.

A cozy, story-rich kitchen linen that brings a wink of holiday humor to everyday tasks. This tea towel features a warm, vintage-style illustration. The scene is printed with vivid, true-to-art colors on a lightweight, hemmed towel that drapes nicely over a bar or basket. It’s the kind of cheerful, slightly cheeky accent that will brighten prep, cleanup, and holiday chats—an easy way to add seasonal personality to a rustic or cottage kitchen without shouting for attention.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- Available in Cotton Twill (absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- One-sided print with vibrant, crisp colors
- Lightweight; polyester uses sublimation, cotton uses DTG printing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat