Reindeer drank all the beer "grounded" Faux Suede Pillow - Sanity of Society™

Because even Santa can’t herd drunk coworkers.

The real Christmas miracle — Santa discovering his reindeer face-down in the hay after a night of “festive hydration.” Equal parts nostalgic and incriminating. Cozy enough for holiday hangovers, ironic enough for office parties.

Pair it with judgment, denial, or another round — we don’t judge, we just document the collapse of seasonal discipline.

And more about the pillow! A 14in x 14in plush faux-suede square pillow that brings vintage holiday charm into cozy living spaces. Soft microfiber faux suede wraps a recycled polyester insert for a lush, velvety touch that holds shape and adds warmth to a sofa, armchair, or bedroom nook. The double-sided print shows a nostalgic Santa portrait framed by evergreen accents, giving rooms an authentic, old-fashioned Christmas glow. A discreet, beige zipper with a metal pull keeps the look seamless while the slightly oversized insert creates a full, rounded silhouette once assembled. This piece layers easily with knit throws and wooden or brass accents to build a comforting seasonal vignette.

Product features
- 100% faux suede cover with soft, durable polyester microfiber
- Includes 100% recycled polyester insert for added volume
- Double-sided print featuring a vintage Santa illustration
- Concealed beige zipper with metal head for a seamless finish
- Insert sized 2–3 inches larger than cover to create a plump look

Care instructions
- Remove the pillow cover. Pre-treat the stains with soft cloth or bristle brush that had been soaked in warm soapy water. Machine wash, max 40°C (104°F), normal cycle. Do not bleach, tumble dry on low, do not dry-clean. Iron, steam, or dry low heat only. Fluff to reshape when assembling it back together.