Retriever (Rum) Runner™ Cotton Tea Towel - Sanity of Society™

Retriever (Rum) Runner™

Fetches trouble. Brings joy.

Because not all cocktails come when called — but this one absolutely does.

Meet the Retriever (Rum) Runner™, the drink with the same unstoppable enthusiasm as a Labrador who’s convinced it can solve all of your emotional problems. Tropical rum, blackberry, and banana blend into a sunshine-soaked pour that crashes into your day with full-body tail-wag energy — whether you asked for it or not.

It’s bright, fruity, and dangerously friendly, with just enough chaotic charm to knock over your beach chair, steal your snacks, and still be forgiven instantly. One sip delivers that “I can fix your mood” optimism Labs are famous for… followed by the exact amount of mischief you should’ve expected.

Best enjoyed outdoors, preferably near water, and absolutely not responsible for any impulsive splashing, sprinting, or enthusiastic greeting of strangers.

A witty linen that brings a wink of humor to everyday tasks. This tea towel features a labrador retriever and cocktail style illustration - a lightweight, hemmed towel that drapes nicely over a bar or basket. It’s the kind of cheerful, slightly cheeky accent that will brighten up prep, cleanup, and conversation —an easy way to add personality to any kitchen without shouting for attention, but also showing off the dogs and drinks you love.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- Available in Cotton Twill (absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- One-sided print with vibrant, crisp colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat