Retriever (Rum) Runner™ 

Fetches trouble. Brings joy.

Because not all cocktails come when called — but this one absolutely does.

Meet the Retriever (Rum) Runner™, the drink with the same unstoppable enthusiasm as a Labrador who’s convinced it can solve all of your emotional problems. Tropical rum, blackberry, and banana blend into a sunshine-soaked pour that crashes into your day with full-body tail-wag energy — whether you asked for it or not.

It’s bright, fruity, and dangerously friendly, with just enough chaotic charm to knock over your beach chair, steal your snacks, and still be forgiven instantly. One sip delivers that “I can fix your mood” optimism Labs are famous for… followed by the exact amount of mischief you should’ve expected.

Best enjoyed outdoors, preferably near water, and absolutely not responsible for any impulsive splashing, sprinting, or enthusiastic greeting of strangers.

Product features
- Tubular, no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing build
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean