Retriever (Rum) Runner™ (60in x 50in)

Fetches trouble. Brings joy.

Because not all cocktails come when called — but this one absolutely does.

Meet the Retriever (Rum) Runner™, the drink with the same unstoppable enthusiasm as a Labrador who’s convinced it can solve all of your emotional problems. Tropical rum, blackberry, and banana blend into a sunshine-soaked pour that crashes into your day with full-body tail-wag energy — whether you asked for it or not.

It’s bright, fruity, and dangerously friendly, with just enough chaotic charm to knock over your beach chair, steal your snacks, and still be forgiven instantly. One sip delivers that “I can fix your mood” optimism Labs are famous for… followed by the exact amount of mischief you should’ve expected.

Best enjoyed outdoors, preferably near water, and absolutely not responsible for any impulsive splashing, sprinting, or enthusiastic greeting of strangers.

This stainless steel can holder keeps drinks cold and hands dry. The vacuum-insulated body locks in chill with a secure rubber gasket, so your 12oz can or bottle stays refreshingly cold without sweating or leaving rings. The matte black screw-on lid blends with the dark design and adds a modern, rugged feel — great for backyard barbecues, game nights, or casual hangouts. It’s built to be used: dishwasher-safe, rust-resistant, and ready for easy daily wear. Bring a little personality to every sip and let the can holder do the keeping-cold work while you relax and enjoy the moment.

Product features
- Double-wall stainless steel construction for rust and corrosion resistance
- “No Sweat” technology prevents condensation and water rings
- Locking rubber gasket and vacuum insulation retain cold for extended periods
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Fits 12oz cans or bottles; screw-on lid in plastic and rubber

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap