Retriever (Rum) Runner™ (60in x 50in)

Fetches trouble. Brings joy.

Because not all cocktails come when called — but this one absolutely does.

Meet the Retriever (Rum) Runner™, the drink with the same unstoppable enthusiasm as a Labrador who’s convinced it can solve all of your emotional problems. Tropical rum, blackberry, and banana blend into a sunshine-soaked pour that crashes into your day with full-body tail-wag energy — whether you asked for it or not.

It’s bright, fruity, and dangerously friendly, with just enough chaotic charm to knock over your beach chair, steal your snacks, and still be forgiven instantly. One sip delivers that “I can fix your mood” optimism Labs are famous for… followed by the exact amount of mischief you should’ve expected.

Best enjoyed outdoors, preferably near water, and absolutely not responsible for any impulsive splashing, sprinting, or enthusiastic greeting of strangers.

Soft, familiar, and quietly bold — this sweatshirt blanket feels like sinking into a well-loved crewneck after a long day. The heather grey backdrop and crisp, one-sided print give the design room to breathe while the vivid printing keeps the lettering and silhouette striking wash after wash. Sized to curl up on the couch or drape over your shoulders during late-night TV marathons, the durable flat-folded edges stand up to everyday use. It’s made from strong, quick-drying polyester that hugs warmth without weight, bringing a lived-in comfort to quiet evenings, game nights, or lazy weekend mornings.

Product features
- Vibrant, high-definition one-sided print
- Durable flat-folded sewn edges
- 100% polyester sweatshirt-style fabric — soft and long-lasting
- Available in two sizes to suit lounging preferences
- Heather grey base color with bright, crisp design colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean