"Royal Stretch" Great Dane Cocktail - Can Cooler

The Royal Stretch™

Tagline: For those who lounge like they mean it.

Because being regal doesn’t require being bright.

The Royal Stretch™ is the cocktail embodiment of the Great Dane — tall, graceful, and blissfully unaware of its own size. It’s a drink that enters the room like it owns it, forgets why it came in, and still gets admired for existing. Smooth, refreshing, and just self-assured enough to make up for its lack of follow-through.

A blend of gin, lime, and quiet confusion, this cocktail pairs best with plush furniture, soft lighting, and low expectations. It’s the perfect companion for anyone who believes intelligence is overrated when you have good posture and strong pour form.

Tasting Notes:

• Aromas of citrus and misplaced confidence.

• Big body. Soft bite. Minor memory issues.

• Pairs well with long naps and mild delusion.

The Royal Stretch™ — Proof that you don’t have to be smart to be majestic.

This stainless steel can holder keeps drinks cold and hands dry. The vacuum-insulated body locks in chill with a secure rubber gasket, so your 12oz can or bottle stays refreshingly cold without sweating or leaving rings. The matte black screw-on lid blends with the dark design and adds a modern, rugged feel — great for backyard barbecues, game nights, or casual hangouts. It’s built to be used: dishwasher-safe, rust-resistant, and ready for easy daily wear. Bring a little personality to every sip and let the can holder do the keeping-cold work while you relax and enjoy the moment.

Product features
- Double-wall stainless steel construction for rust and corrosion resistance
- “No Sweat” technology prevents condensation and water rings
- Locking rubber gasket and vacuum insulation retain cold for extended periods
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Fits 12oz cans or bottles; screw-on lid in plastic and rubber

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap