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Sanity of Society™ Distressed Hat

Price

$40.00

Because holding it together looks better in cotton twill.

Our Sanity of Society™ Distressed Dad Hat delivers effortless style for the functionally fine. Made from 100% preshrunk cotton twill, this six-panel, unstructured cap offers that perfectly undone, low-profile fit — like you tried, but not too hard. The soft crown and six sewn eyelets keep things breathable, while four rows of stitching on the brim ensure it outlasts your patience.

An adjustable hook-and-loop closure gives you the illusion of control, and the seamed front panel adds just the right amount of collapse to match your mood. One size fits most — mentally, no guarantees.

Fashion for the barely balanced.

  • SOS logo on front
  • Everything’s fine, probably on the side
  • SOS morse code on the back

.: 100% preshrunk cotton twill
.: Unstructured, six-panel, low-profile
.: Soft crown
.: 6 sewn eyelets
.: 4 stitched rows on the brim
.: Adjustable hook-and-loop closure
.: Seamed front panel without buckram
.: One size
.: Imported product

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