Sanity of Society™ Festive Fire Starter Crewneck Sweatshirt

Because adding warmth and a little chaos has always been your specialty.

This soft, heavy-blend sweatshirt delivers cozy comfort with a flicker of festive danger. The Holiday Fire Starter™— is perfect for when burning the yule log just isn’t enough — it’s equal parts toasty, mischievous, and questionably safe. Perfect for surviving the season or lighting it up entirely (metaphorically… probably).

This crewneck wraps you in a cozy, familiar warmth—like the hush before a small, crackling fire at a winter gathering. Bold white lettering announces how “FESTIVE” you really are, across the chest, with a vintage-inspired red script and tiny flame graphic below that reads “Fire Starter” because you're a pyro at heart. Subtle sleeve prints and clean back keep the look elevated but relaxed. Wear it to late-night caroling, casual holiday parties, while trimming the tree or obviously starting an inferno — it feels lived-in from the first pull-over and ages like a favorite memory. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend holds shape, resists itch, and stands up to repeated wears and washes, so this sweatshirt becomes part of the seasonal ritual year after year.

Product features
- Tubular, no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing build
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean