Santa drank all the eggnog "Naughty List" Cotton Tea Towel - Sanity of Society™

Because even Santa has his coping mechanisms.

This Sanity of Society™ tea towel captures Christmas at its most relatable — Santa passed out in his armchair, surrounded by empty eggnog bottles, while Mrs. Claus stands in the doorway with that “not again” look. Rendered in soft, nostalgic tones, it’s a vintage holiday moment that feels oddly familiar… probably because we’ve all been there.

Keep it clean through your own questionable decisions — perfect for holiday gifts, cleaning up spilled cocktails, and pretending you’re “pacing yourself.”

A cozy, story-rich kitchen linen that brings a wink of holiday humor to everyday tasks. This tea towel features a warm, vintage-style illustration. The scene is printed with vivid, true-to-art colors on a lightweight, hemmed towel that drapes nicely over a bar or basket. It’s the kind of cheerful, slightly cheeky accent that will brighten prep, cleanup, and holiday chats—an easy way to add seasonal personality to a rustic or cottage kitchen without shouting for attention.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- Available in Cotton Twill (absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat