Santa's sleeping with Rudolph "Seriously?" Graphic long sleeve hoodie tee

Because sometimes the reindeer just need extra cuddles.

This Sanity of Society™ tee captures a quietly hilarious moment of domestic bliss — Santa standing in sleepy disbelief as Rudolph and Mrs. Claus are cozied up like your favorite pet who stole his spot (again). Rendered in soft, vintage tones, it’s a scene that feels both innocent and mildly exasperating — just another night in the North Pole household.

Lightweight cotton keeps things soft and breathable, perfect for lazy mornings, late-night wrapping sessions, or gently judging whoever took your blanket.

Warmth, confusion, and questionable boundaries — the true spirit of Christmas.

This lightweight cotton crew tee carries a quietly nostalgic scene across the chest — in a warm, vintage tone. It drapes cleanly in the classic fit, the ribbed collar and shoulder tape ensure it keeps its shape wash after wash. Impress your friends this holiday with this one of a kind design from the brains of us here at Sanity of Society.

Soft enough to feel stolen, flattering enough to look intentional, this piece thrives in the wild during:

– Market strolls where you silently rate strangers’ auras
– Post-museum evenings spent pretending you “get” modern art
– Fog-soaked nights when magic feels real and your judgment is… aspirational

The slim fit keeps things tidy; the crossover V-neck adds just enough drama to imply you read books with unhinged protagonists. Pair it with beat-up denim, and your favorite sneaks that say “I've got this,” and the confident smirk of someone who knows chaos looks good on them.

Wear responsibly — or don’t.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (heathers/triblends vary)
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction for lasting shape
- Fabric weight ~3.8 oz/yd²—breathable and easy to layer
- Crossover “V” at the neckline for a subtle, vintage detail
- Screen-printed retro designs: small chest emblem and larger back poster

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean