Spaniel Spritz™ Cotton Tea Towel - Sanity of Society™

Spaniel Spritz™

Less bark. More bubbles.

Because some drinks come when called.

Meet the Spaniel Spritz™ — a sparkling mix of charm, pedigree, and mild codependence. Effervescent yet obedient, it’s the drink that fetches attention and refills itself when you’re not looking. Crisp, elegant, and just a little too pleased with itself, this bubbly beauty pairs perfectly with brunch gossip, off-leash afternoons, and first-world problems.

Crafted for those who prefer their spirits refined and their moods sparkling, Spaniel Spritz™ balances sophistication with just enough sass to wag the conversation.

Tasting Notes:

• Polite fizz with playful undertones.

• Notes of citrus, entitlement, and subtle superiority.

• Pairs well with polished glassware and perfectly timed eye rolls.

Spaniel Spritz™ — Taste with pedigree.

A witty linen that brings a wink of humor to everyday tasks. This tea towel features a Spaniel and cocktail style illustration - a lightweight, hemmed towel that drapes nicely over a bar or basket. It’s the kind of cheerful, slightly cheeky accent that will brighten up prep, cleanup, and conversation —an easy way to add personality to any kitchen without shouting for attention, but also showing off the dogs and drinks you love.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- Available in Cotton Twill (absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- One-sided print with vibrant, crisp colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat