Spaniel Spritz™ Crewneck Sweatshirt - Sanity of Society™
$56.00
Spaniel Spritz™
Less bark. More bubbles.
Because some drinks come when called.
Meet the Spaniel Spritz™ — a sparkling mix of charm, pedigree, and mild codependence. Effervescent yet obedient, it’s the drink that fetches attention and refills itself when you’re not looking. Crisp, elegant, and just a little too pleased with itself, this bubbly beauty pairs perfectly with brunch gossip, off-leash afternoons, and first-world problems.
Crafted for those who prefer their spirits refined and their moods sparkling, Spaniel Spritz™ balances sophistication with just enough sass to wag the conversation.
Tasting Notes:
Polite fizz with playful undertones.
Notes of citrus, entitlement, and subtle superiority.
Pairs well with polished glassware and perfectly timed eye rolls.
Spaniel Spritz™ — Taste with pedigree.
Product features
- Tubular, no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing build
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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