Theodora's Time Traveling Tonic - A Sanity of Society Spirit

Meet Theodora’s Time-Traveling Tonic, the only beverage unhinged enough to pretend it can fix your future by creatively vandalizing your past. Brewed with mystic botanicals, questionable wisdom, and a generous splash of “please don’t ask what dimension this came from,” this tonic guarantees absolutely nothing—except feeling like the main character of a cosmic rom-com barreling off the rails in slow motion. Sip boldly, step bravely, and remember: time is an illusion, but great taste refuses to be.

Cozy up responsibly—
or don’t. Time can't stop you anyway.

“Drink up—yesterday’s tomorrow starts today.”

Wrap yourself in a whimsical throw that feels like a page from a retro space-adventure. This sweatshirt blanket blends soft, durable polyester with a vivid one-sided print of a vintage astronaut ad — cracked edges and retro typography included — to bring a playful, nostalgic energy to quiet evenings. It’s light enough to drape over your shoulders while reading or curled up on the couch, yet sturdy enough to travel to outdoor movie nights or backyard stargazing. The heather grey base tones let the bright, crisp colors pop while keeping the overall look grounded and lived-in. For those who collect retro ephemera or love sci-fi charm, this blanket becomes part of the room — a conversation piece that also comforts.

Product features
- Vivid, high-definition one-sided print for bold colors
- 100% polyester sweatshirt fabric — soft, durable, quick-drying
- Flat folded sewn edges for extra durability
- Available in two sizes to suit loungers and sharers
- Heather grey base that makes artwork colors stand out

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean