Tapped out Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie Sanity of Society™

Tapped Out
For the mentally done, emotionally buffering, and socially unplugged—yet still somehow saying “sure, I’ll come out for one drink.” This piece is for anyone who’s running on fumes, sarcasm, and whatever loose change didn’t get spent at the bar last night.

Perfect for nights when the cocktails are stronger than your decision-making, your bank account is whispering “please stop,” and you’re pretending tomorrow isn’t real. Soft enough to faceplant into, bold enough to warn others you’ve exceeded all limits—financial, emotional, and otherwise.

Because your energy’s gone, your money’s missing, and your drink is empty. Again.

Wear it with pride. Sip and sleep with purpose.

Our Sanity of Society™ hoodie delivers the kind of comfort modern life rarely does. Made from a soft cotton–poly blend, it’s equal parts durable and delusional — perfect for surviving work-from-home marathons, late-night overthinking, or pretending to have it together in public.

The unisex fit offers easy versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep things in shape (since you can’t). A large front pocket stores your hands, snacks, or fleeting motivation, while the double-lined hood adds a layer of physical — if not emotional — protection.

Comfort for the collectively unwell.

.: The Gildan Heavy Blend™ 18500 is made from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. This blend delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel that makes it perfect for chilly days.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton