The Rhodie™ Cotton Tea Towel - Sanity of Society™

The Rhodie™

Fast. Fierce. Fabulous. Majestic AF.

Because not everyone’s built to heel.

Introducing The Rhodie™ — The Royal Liquor, designed to reign the bar and rule the couch. Inspired by the Rhodesian Ridgeback, this to-go cocktail runs on confidence and a touch of chaos. It’s sleek, strong, and unapologetically smooth — the drink equivalent of a side-eye and a slow strut.

Whether you’re chasing sunsets, dodging responsibility, or simply reminding everyone who’s in charge, The Rhodie™delivers bold flavor with a graceful bite. It’s portable, potent, and dangerously composed — like all good royalty.

Tasting Notes:

• Attitude, shaken not stirred.

• Regal undertones with a stubborn finish.

• Best enjoyed where crowns are optional and opinions are mandatory.

The Rhodie™ — because majesty travels well.

A witty linen that brings a wink of humor to everyday tasks. This tea towel features a Rhodesian Ridgeback and cocktail style illustration - a lightweight, hemmed towel that drapes nicely over a bar or basket. It’s the kind of cheerful, slightly cheeky accent that will brighten up prep, cleanup, and conversation —an easy way to add personality to any kitchen without shouting for attention, but also showing off the dogs and drinks you love.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- Available in Cotton Twill (absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- One-sided print with vibrant, crisp colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat