The Royal Stretch™Sweatshirt Blanket Funny Great Dane Throw for Dog Lovers
$55.00
The Royal Stretch™ (60in x 50in)
Tagline: For those who lounge like they mean it.
Because being regal doesn’t require being bright.
The Royal Stretch™ is the cocktail embodiment of the Great Dane — tall, graceful, and blissfully unaware of its own size. It’s a drink that enters the room like it owns it, forgets why it came in, and still gets admired for existing. Smooth, refreshing, and just self-assured enough to make up for its lack of follow-through.
A blend of gin, lime, and quiet confusion, this cocktail pairs best with plush furniture, soft lighting, and low expectations. It’s the perfect companion for anyone who believes intelligence is overrated when you have good posture and strong pour form.
Tasting Notes:
Aromas of citrus and misplaced confidence.
Big body. Soft bite. Minor memory issues.
Pairs well with long naps and mild delusion.
The Royal Stretch™ — Proof that you don’t have to be smart to be majestic.
Soft, familiar, and quietly bold — this sweatshirt blanket feels like sinking into a well-loved crewneck after a long day. The heather grey backdrop and crisp, one-sided print give the design room to breathe while the vivid printing keeps the lettering and silhouette striking wash after wash. Sized to curl up on the couch or drape over your shoulders during late-night TV marathons, the durable flat-folded edges stand up to everyday use. It’s made from strong, quick-drying polyester that hugs warmth without weight, bringing a lived-in comfort to quiet evenings, game nights, or lazy weekend mornings.
Product features
- Vibrant, high-definition one-sided print
- Durable flat-folded sewn edges
- 100% polyester sweatshirt-style fabric — soft and long-lasting
- Available in two sizes to suit lounging preferences
- Heather grey base color with bright, crisp design colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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