Theodora's Time Traveling Tonic - A Sanity of Society Spirit

Meet Theodora’s Time-Traveling Tonic, the only beverage unhinged enough to pretend it can fix your future by creatively vandalizing your past. Brewed with mystic botanicals, questionable wisdom, and a generous splash of “please don’t ask what dimension this came from,” this tonic guarantees absolutely nothing—except feeling like the main character of a cosmic rom-com barreling off the rails in slow motion. Sip boldly, step bravely, and remember: time is an illusion, but great taste refuses to be.

Display responsibly—
or don’t. Time can't stop you anyway.

“Drink up—yesterday’s tomorrow starts today.”

Soft, vintage-inspired faux suede pillowcase that brings a touch of whimsical space-age charm to a cozy reading nook or living room. The double-sided print features a retro illustration of a smiling astronautine riding a rocket—bottled ‘Time Travlin’ Tonic’ in hand—framed by playful type and starry details. The warm, tactile faux suede surface adds subtle sheen and depth to the colors while the concealed beige zipper keeps lines clean. Use a slightly larger insert (about 2" bigger) to achieve a plump, tailored look. Pillow insert not included.

Product features
- 100% faux suede polyester microfiber cover — soft, durable, animal-friendly
- Double-sided printed artwork for full visual impact
- Concealed beige plastic zipper with metal pull for a neat finish
- Pre-constructed with ±0.5" size variance — insert recommended 2" larger
- Pillow insert not included

Care instructions
- Remove the pillow cover. Pre-treat the stains with soft cloth or bristle brush that had been soaked in warm soapy water. Machine wash, max 40°C (104°F), normal cycle. Do not bleach, tumble dry on low, do not dry-clean. Iron, steam, or dry low heat only. Fluff to reshape when assembling it back together.