Theodora's — Time-Traveling Tonic - A Sanity of Society Spirit holder

Meet Theodora’s Time-Traveling Tonic, the only beverage unhinged enough to pretend it can fix your future by creatively vandalizing your past. Brewed with mystic botanicals, questionable wisdom, and a generous splash of “please don’t ask what dimension this came from,” this tonic guarantees absolutely nothing—except feeling like the main character of a cosmic rom-com barreling off the rails in slow motion. Sip boldly, step bravely, and remember: time is an illusion, but great taste refuses to be.

Drink responsibly—
or don’t. Time can't stop you anyway.

“Drink up—yesterday’s tomorrow starts today.”

Slide this stainless steel can holder into your hand and feel the chill stay where it belongs — around your drink, not on your table. The wrapped art gives it a playful, vintage poster vibe that sparks conversation whether you’re tailgating, camping, or just relaxing on the porch. A black screw-on lid with a rubber gasket locks in cold air while the double-wall vacuum construction keeps condensation from forming. It’s compact enough for a 12oz can or bottle, dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup, and built to resist rust and stains so it looks good through season after season.

Product features
- Double-wall stainless steel with vacuum insulation for long-lasting cold
- “No Sweat” technology prevents condensation and water rings
- Black screw-on lid with rubber gasket traps cold air
- Fits standard 12oz cans or bottles
- Dishwasher-safe and corrosion-resistant stainless steel body

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap