Theodora's Time Traveling Tonic - A Sanity of Society Spirit

Meet Theodora’s Time-Traveling Tonic, the only beverage unhinged enough to pretend it can fix your future by creatively vandalizing your past. Brewed with mystic botanicals, questionable wisdom, and a generous splash of “please don’t ask what dimension this came from,” this tonic guarantees absolutely nothing—except feeling like the main character of a cosmic rom-com barreling off the rails in slow motion. Sip boldly, step bravely, and remember: time is an illusion, but great taste refuses to be.

A slim fit that keeps your timeline tidy.
A crossover V-neck with just enough drama to imply you read books where the protagonist casts spells, breaks curses, or casually meets their alternate selves.
Paired with beat-up denim that says “I could disappear into any decade and thrive.”
Add your favorite sneaks that scream “I know portals aren't real… but also, they might be.”
And, of course, the don't forget the confident smirk of someone who fully understands that chaos is a flattering accessory.

Wear responsibly—
or don’t. Time can't stop you anyway.

“Drink up—yesterday’s tomorrow starts today.”

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (heathers/triblends vary)
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction for lasting shape
- Fabric weight ~3.8 oz/yd²—breathable and easy to layer
- Crossover “V” at the neckline for a subtle, vintage detail
- Screen-printed retro designs: small chest emblem and larger back poster

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean