Theodora's — Time-Traveling Tonic - A Sanity of Society Spirit

Meet Theodora’s Time-Traveling Tonic, the only beverage unhinged enough to pretend it can fix your future by creatively vandalizing your past. Brewed with mystic botanicals, questionable wisdom, and a generous splash of “please don’t ask what dimension this came from,” this tonic guarantees absolutely nothing—except feeling like the main character of a cosmic rom-com barreling off the rails in slow motion. Sip boldly, step bravely, and remember: time is an illusion, but great taste refuses to be.

Display responsibly—
or don’t. Time can't stop you anyway.

“Drink up—yesterday’s tomorrow starts today.”

Soft, absorbent tea towel printed with a vintage image of the future - Theodora and her time traveling tonic side by side with her special drink menu — all arranged on a clean light background. It hangs easily in a kitchen, bringing a tongue-in-cheek, old-world bar vibe to dish duty and bar cart moments. The towel feels lightweight and quick to dry, and the single-sided print keeps the artwork crisp where it shows. Use it to add personality to cocktail prep, to line a bread basket, or to brighten a tea or coffee corner with a little bohemian charm.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for added durability
- Choice of Cotton Twill (absorbent) or Polyester (durable, sublimation print)
- Vibrant, crisp one-sided print
- One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- Lightweight fabric

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat