Vintage Santa "Naughty List" Sweatshirt Blanket - Cozy Holiday Throw

Santa drank all the eggnog "Naughty List"

Because even Santa has his coping mechanisms.

This Sanity of Society™ swearshirt blanket captures Christmas at its most relatable — Santa passed out in his armchair, surrounded by empty eggnog bottles, while Mrs. Claus stands in the doorway with that “not again” look. Rendered in soft, nostalgic tones, it’s a vintage holiday moment that feels oddly familiar… probably because we’ve all been there.

This sweatshirt blanket keeps it cozy through your own questionable decisions - perfect for holiday parties, couch naps, and pretending you’re “pacing yourself.”

Wrap yourself in this soft, sweatshirt blanket that reads like a warm holiday memory. The one-sided print shows a vintage Santa scene — worn stockings, a quiet hearth, and the small, gentle magic of old-fashioned Christmas. The heather grey backing and flat folded edge give it a finished, lived-in look, while the vibrant printing brings the artwork’s reds and golds back to life. It’s the kind of piece you pull over your knees on a cold evening, set beside a twinkling tree, and let the room go quiet for a while.

Lightweight but cozy, this blanket drapes easily over a lap or across the back of a sofa. The durable polyester keeps the image bright through repeated use and quick drying. Choose one of two sizes to fit your favorite nook. Use it during holiday movie nights, while trimming the tree, or as a seasonal accent that quietly speaks of traditions and small comforts.

Product features
- Bright, high-resolution one-sided print for vivid colors
- Durable flat folded edge: sewn around for longevity
- Soft, quick-drying 100% polyester sweatshirt material
- Heather grey base color for a cozy, neutral backing

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean