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Aprons and tea towels for people who battle their kitchen—and lose gracefully.

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Cotton Twill

18" × 30"

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Holiday MOOD STABILIZER - Holiday Cooking Apron - Sanity of Society™
Price$31.00
"Festive Fire Starter" Cotton Tea Towel - Sanity of Society™
Price$24.00
"Festive Fire Starter" Holiday Cooking Apron - Sanity of Society™
Price$31.00

SANITY OF SOCIETY

Welcome to SANITY OF SOCIETY™ — the lifestyle brand for the barely balanced and beautifully unhinged.

We make wearable irony for those surviving on caffeine, chaos, and questionable coping mechanisms. Our collections are curated for the modern human. Rational thought? Sold separately. Because let’s be honest — balance is a myth, and we’re just here to make the spiral look composed.

Each piece exists in quiet contradiction — where the structure of GraphicForme™ meets the illusion of HyperReal™. It’s the dialogue between precision and daydream, between what’s drawn and what’s felt — a meditation on sanity: designed, distorted, and delicately balanced.

SANITY OF SOCIETY™ lives at the edge between irony and intellect — a brand that doesn’t just see the chaos, but curates it into visionary clarity.

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